§§§Lessons in life§§§

I want you to read the stories well to get the lessons as well.. enjoy ur time reading dears.

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are
on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp. They rub the lamp
and a ghost appears.
The ghost says. Normally, one is granted three wishes
but as you are three, I
will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first
wish. I want to be in the
Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager
could not keep quiet and
shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful
girls, plenty of food and
cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in
the office after lunch at
12.35pm"

Lesson I - Moral of the story is: " Always allow the
bosses to speak first"
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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and
important document, and my
secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned
the machine on, inserted the
paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside the
shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane
on the way to LA when the
American turned to the Japanese and asked,
"What kind of? ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't
understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now
irritated, then yelled,

"What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese!,
etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American
and asked What kind of 'key'
was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean
what kind of ' -kee' am
I?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or
monkee?"

Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French, who
found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had
released him out of the bottle,

He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will
give each of you a wish.

When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what
you want the pool of
water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
jumped and shouted "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.

The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from
the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, "VODKA" and immersed
himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with
his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the
pool when suddenly he steps
on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
SHIT!!!!!!!........."


Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something,
because sometimes accidents do
happen.